melissabeck:

The thing is, with the justice system as it is, for the most egregious crime illustrated here which is the dog on the bed no ma’am, the Rottweiler would be put down. She would be cleared of any wrongdoing and we’d read all about it in her cover story for People. Ain’t that some shit? 

mattchew03:

OBSESSED WITH THIS KID.

kanyewesticle:

MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY

tlrledbetter:

Look who showed up in last Saturday’s new Fairly OddParents!

thedailywhat:

Parody Ad of the Day: A Facebook Update in Real Life

Extremely Decent, the LA-based comedy sketch group behind “The First Honest Cable Company” parody ad, explores what it would be like if Facebook brought about sweeping changes beyond your social networking profile page to your home in real life.