kushandwizdom:

Everything Love
REALEST zodiac sign stuff
  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via intensional)

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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(via onlylolgifs)

  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
scrapes:

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drugsandtvshowsallday:

Fuck yeah drugs and tv shows ☣
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